Yes, it's time for   The Dr. Gobbles show      There's a tower in the heart of London   With a radio station right at the top   They don't make the city beat   They're making the action stop      A long time ago there were pirates   Beaming in waves from the sea   But now all the stations are silent   'Cos they haven't got a government license      Wanna tell your problems   Phone in from your bedsit room   Having trouble with your partner   Let us all in the news      If you wanna hear a record   Get the word from Aiden Day   He picks all the hits to play   To keep you in your place all day      (Capital radio)   In tune with nothing   (Capital radio)   In tune with nothing   (Capital radio)   (Capital radio)   In your place all day      (Capital radio)   Just a-lazing around all day   (Capital radio)   Ba-ba-ba-bummin' all day   (Capital radio)   Backstreet a-hear us out   (Capital radio)   Grab attention go and go against the town      (Capital radio)   [Incomprehensible]   (Capital radio)   It's such a crime   (Capital radio)   Is it a game   (Capital radio)   We ain't got no rights      (Capital radio)   Slippin' off, slipping off   (Capital radio)   Slippin' off, slipping off   (Capital radio)   Slippin' off, slipping off      Don't touch that dial   Don't touch that dial   Don't touch that dial   Don't touch that dial