Whose jalopy is covered with junk   But don't have any money for lunch?   It's Hollywood, it's Hollywood      Who's the local star   With the big, fine car?   It's Hollywood      Who wears the shady glasses after dark?   Who tries to talk the little girlie's into parking?   It's Hollywood, Hollywood      Who's the local yokel with   The horn rimmed bifocals?   It's Hollywood   Go, go, go      Who else would hold a cigarette like that?   Who else would wear a little Frenchy's hat?   No one but Hollywood, Hollywood      Who thinks he's been around   But ain't never been out of town?   It's Hollywood      I'll give you just one little guess   At who old Hollywood's trying to impress   You're right, it's Hollywood, Hollywood      Who's that farmer   Who think he's a charmer?   It's Hollywood      Yeah, it's Hollywood all right   Here Hollywood, here's a quarter   Go buy yourself some, ah, continental pants   Ascot, cigarette holder etc, etc