Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning   Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?   Sending the troops in the war so I turn it   To today's evening news      Welcome to the evening news   I thank you all for tuning in   Yes, I'm your host and your journalist   It's Chamillionaire, so let the news begin      Our helicopters out in the streets   Look at the screen, an' let's zoom it in   'Cause Cashis is live at the scene   Hey Cashis how are you my friend?      Got no time for no interviews   (Go-got no time for no interviews)   No time to trip don't be confused   'Cause this type of news depends on interviews      Got no time for no interviews   (Go-got no time for no interviews)   You know I keep my ear to the streets   So it's up to me to bring you the truth      I saw a movie were George Bush   Had a bearded man on his squad   So much power from oil money   That poor folks can't sit by him      No problem, Osama   Bin Laden, been hiding   So long that them pictures all starting   To look like him on them milk cartons      Don Imus made comments   That made everybody forget about him   That's him, Anna Nicole got pregnant   And had kids by him      Rest in peace to Virgina Tech   Too many innocent kids dying   Well let's just blame hip hop   And act like that's the big problem      Now I would give you news about Katrina   But you know I can't talk about Katrina   'Cause every time I talk about Katrina   They look at me like it's a misdemeanor      Anyways, there's way more   Important stuff that we can discuss   George Bush is playing golf   Everybody hush, he's about to putt      Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning   Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?   Sending the troops in the war so I turn it   To today's evening news      And the world keeps turning slow   (Turning slow, turning slow)   As the world keeps turning slow   (Turning slow, turning slow)   As the world keeps on turning slow   (Turning slow, turning slow)   This is your evening news      I know you take offense to certain words   I've heard worse, but I wouldn't blame ya   They say he's a entertainer   Don't worry about it, never mind Kramer      The Crocodile Hunter got stung   And the lion turned on the lion tamer   We keep sending troops to Iraq   I figured that we must like danger      Little kids don't learn in school   They go to school to go spray a gun   If you a parent, then be a parent   Get off the couch and go raise your son      Kobe just broke another record   Today's game he hit 81   Now they saying he's number 1   But yesterday they all hated him      OJ was named innocent   He got no sentence, he's still alive   It's very ironic that the lawyer   That defended him had to die      Well, now my cue card says   The price of gas isn't really high   But I'm not going to read that   'Cause we all know that, that's a lie      Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning   Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?   Sending the troops in the war so I turn it   To today's evening news      We still haven't found Pac's killer   Still haven't found Biggie's either   30 minutes into the case   They got tired and took a breather      Snoop Dogg just got arrested   Everyday he gets a new subpoena   Innocent when murder was the case   So the prosecution got a middle finger      Hip hop is sweeping the nation   But the contents seem so degrading   Most rappers got new albums   That white kids are anticipating      If you don't like it on the radio   Or the television then switch the station   Flavor Flav get a lot of ratings   Bill O'Reilly somewhere is hating      Kanye just said what?   The president ain't got time for that   The White House is going to stay white   Even tho' we know Obama's black      9/11 was a calculation   And some would say it was a timed attack   He gave a speech on CNN   "They bombed us, now we're bombing back"      Where the heck is Osama at?   And I would love to talk about Katrina   But every time I talk about Katrina   They look at me like it's a misdemeanor      Anyways, there's way more   Important stuff that we can discuss   'N Sync making the band   And Milli Vanilli have broken up      Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning   Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?   Sending the troops in the war so I turn it   To today's evening news      And the world keeps turning slow   (Turning slow, turning slow)   As the world keeps turning slow   (Turning slow, turning slow)   As the world keeps on turning slow   (Turning slow, turning slow)   This is your evening news