[Chamillionaire]   I know they gon' get pissed over   This flow that I did for ya   Forget what them tricks told ya   I'm slick with the pistol-a   No purple in his soda..but I'll sell ya the bar   16 bars cost 35 throw a dollar at ya boy   The next nigga that talk down, and say that ballin' rap ain't real   I'ma slap that broke nigga with 10 hundred dollar bills   Then I'ma ask how real is that? and I'ma let you keep the change   Waitress shinin' at IHOP, no tip i left two piece and chains   Fedarelli think I'm sellin' syrup, swisher sweet and 'caine   But I'm really pimpin' hoes, want head? I'll let you lease her brain   Even hoes try to make me buy them 20 inch tires   Yeah I give them hoes the Visa, but you know that hoes expired   So the card get's rejected   And the braud get's rejected   When she try to get back on my sack, she'll get slapped   money ain't sexist, males and   Females can get it, gettin' money is tough   'cause I got most of it already, the U.S. didn't print enough   Chamillionaire is no bluff, I ain't have no trouble to sell   Plus I go fed ex like overnight government mail   Thuggin' as well with Thugga-Man   I'm ready to cut a man   Put on my rubber and   Get off in your mother then..   Burn her off my rubber-bands   trunk is cracked   To hell with throwbacks   A nigga throwin' throwbacks back   I'm wearin' throw-ahead jerseys "Koopa what the hell is that?"   A NBA jersey with a College niggas name on the back   He ain't even hit the league, I got em'..in home and away colors   I'm ashamed of this rap game, like the mother's of gay brothers   Yall niggas rappin' gay..and the underground is mine   It's the Mixtape Messiah and I've come to get my crown   Spent yo money on platinum..I put my dough in my mouth   While yall niggas is eatin' cookies stuffin' dough in ya mouth   Even if Rayface recorded all my vocals low   You've got to hear it, I'm the best and you supposed to know   King