Almost out of gas and darn I wish I would've asked him   If he's gonna be home late again tonight   Gotta turn these movies in, I swear I'm nearin' my wit's end   And Jen your dad said, "No, I'm sorry but that's life"      Thinkin' three things at one time   That's what's going on in the mind of this woman      I need to lose ten pounds   Feel like I'm going 'round and 'round in circles   Someone stop this world and let me off   Think I'll call my best friend Sue   Hello, hey girl, what's new with you?   Well, I swear if it were me I'd tell him off      Thinkin' three things at one time   That's what's going on in the mind of this woman      Sometimes I wonder if I'm coming or I'm going, have to stop   Catch my breath, step back and look at where I am   I love my life one minute then I hate like hell I'm in it   But I don't expect myself to understand      Think I'll stop and wash the car, grab some lunch and kill an hour   'Cause I gotta pick the kids up after school   Then I drift off to the last time we made love, oh, it was so fine   There's that laundry list at home I gotta do      Thinkin' three things at one time   That's what's going on in the mind of this woman   Thinkin' three things at one time   That's what's going on in the mind of this woman   Of this woman