Seven old Ladies (supply first...seventh as you know them.)The ______ old lady was old mrs. PymmShe went inside on a personal whimShe somehow got stuck twixt the bowl and the rimAnd nobody knew she was there.The _______ old lady was old Mrs. DraperShe used the toilet, but couldn't find the paperAll she could find was a brick mason's scraper (appropriatescream)And nobody knew she was there.The _______ old lady was old Mrs. PartedShe paid her penny, and inside she darted.What a waste of a penny, for she only hola-cowa-cowa-cowaNobody knew she was there.The ______ old lady was Chichester's daughterShe went inside to get rid of some water,And she stayed there so long that the rising tide caught herAnd nobody knew she was there.The _______ old lady was Elizabeth HumphreyShe went inside, and arranged herself comfyWhen she tried to get up, Ah she couldn't get her bum freeAnd nobody knew she was there.The ______ old lady was old Mrs. MasonTHe seat was too cold, so she used the basinBut that was the water that I washed me face inCause I didn't know she was there.The _______ old lady was old Mrs. BenderShe went inside to adjust her suspenderAnd she got tangled up with a masculine genderAnd nobody knew they were (I was) there.