I left town two years ago and moved on up to Idaho   But swore that I’d be back again - Pick up where I left off, oh man   Grown up sexy Texas babies I got back in town tonight   Anticipating much delight   I pulled out my black book and called up my old lovers   I got five newlyweds and two expectant mothers      All my old flames have new names   There’s a lot of girls in town   Who tied the knot and settled down   I thought I’d start a fire with one of my old flames   But they’ve all got new names      My sexy little dirt road sport is now called Mrs. Davenport   My pretty little black-eyed Susie’s now Mrs. Susan Van Der Hoosie   Rosie who could blow my mind is sister Rose on channel nine   The wildest lover of my life is now a federal judges wife   They don’t want to recognize this old familiar face   I’m just a bad reminder of their wild and woolly days      All my old flames have new names   There’s a lot of girls in town   Who tied the knot and settled down   I thought I’d start a fire with one of my old flames   But they’ve all got new names