After one of my huntin', fishin' party weekends   I could hardly wait to hold my baby again   A man will never see a more beautiful sight   Than home sweet mobil home in his truck headlights   But except for a cedar deck and cinder blocks   All I saw was a vacant lot      So I'm drivin' around, all over town   Wonderin' where she hauled it away   Yeah she's on a roll, which way do I go   I've been through every single trailer park and KOA   She's been mad before, but never this sore   You can surely bet from now on   I won't wander from from her lovin' arms   If I ever find my way back home      Guess my homeless situation is partly my fault   For another thousand dollars down I could have bought   That house in the country that she loved so much   With all that brick and wood there ain't no way it would budge   It's easy now to figure out where I went wrong   But a little harder finding love that's gone      So I'm drivin' around, all over town   Wonderin' where she hauled it away   Yeah she's on a roll, which way do I go   I've been through every single trailer park and KOA   She's been mad before, but never this sore   You can surely bet from now on   I won't wander from from her lovin' arms   If I ever find my way back home   Yeah the next time I leave, I'm taking her or the keys   If I ever find my way (If he ever find my way)   If I ever find my way back home   Boy I'm as lost as an Easter egg...