(Chris DuBois / Lee Thomas Miller)      It's funny all things a man can do when he's asleep   Like playing right field for the Red Sox on national TV   Or the next night I could the CEO of IBM   Or making out with Sandra Bullock in the movie we're both in   Oh how perfect it would be   If my life we're like my dreams      (Chorus)   But then again there is the one where it's a normal day at work   And I realize that I'm not wearing pants   Or the one where I'm skydiving   And my parachute won't open   And I wake up screaming just before I land   On second thought I think I'll stick with my reality   Cause it's a scary place to be   There's no logic there's no guarantee   In My Dreams      John Lennon takes me riding in his yellow submarine   Last night he even told me what I am the walrus means   The alarm clock started ringing I hit snooze and closed my eyes   And won a million bucks in Vegas every time I rolled the dice   Oh how perfect it would be   If my life we're like my dreams      (Chorus)   But then again there is the one   Where I'm running through the forest   From a psycho with a meat hook for a hand   Or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the alter   Cause I got busted cutting off my mattress tag   On second thought I think I'll stick with my reality   Cause it's a scary place to be   There's no logic there's no guarantee   In My Dreams      Oh how perfect it would be   If my life we're like my dreams   But then again there is the one where it's a normal day at work   And I realize that I'm not wearing pants   Or the one where I'm skydiving   And my parachute won't open   And I realize that I'm not wearing pants   But then again there is the one   Where I'm running through the forest   And I realize that I'm not wearing pants   Or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the alter   And I realize that I'm not wearing pants