Aw just get hip to the rhythm, and let the rhythm take you away   Don't get bored or excited, just look at ol' Dean Martin's face   It's an easy breezy motion, that's the way to make it all good   And you'll be a mighty swinger, just the same as Tiger Woods   I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing   The whole enchilada   The big swing   Do ya get me? Understood?   I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing   The whole enchilada   The big swing   Aw last I checked it all, in fact, was good      Do you wanna keep 'em straight when you hit 'em?   And put your big drive in the fairway?   Knock 'em flat when you tip your hat   To the chippies when they look blasé   Nothin's too outrageous, and you got me in a real good mood   'Cause I'm a swanky New York Yankee, with a can-do attitude!      I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing   The whole enchilada   The big swing   Do ya get me? Understood?   I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing   The whole enchilada   The big swing   Aw last I checked it all, in fact, was good      Aw swing it!      Back to back   Side to side   Swing attack, mama   Glide, brother, glide   Back to back   Side to side   Swing attack!      I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing   The whole enchilada   The big swing   Do ya get me? Understood?   I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing   The whole enchilada   The big swing   Aw last I checked it all, in fact   Last I checked it all, in fact   Last I checked it all, in fact, was good      Swing the damn club...