(Velma)   Whatever happened to fair dealing   And pure ethics   And nice manners?   Why is it everyone now is a pain in the Ass?   Whatever happened to class?   (Mama)   Class.   Whatever happened to Please may I   And Yes thank you   And How charming?   Now every son of a bitch    Is a snake in the grass   Whatever happened to class?   (Velma)   Class.   (Both)   Oh, there ain't no gentelmen to open up the doors,    There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores   And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pass   Nobody's got no class!!!   (Velma)   Whatever happened to old values   (Mama)   And fine morals   (Velma)   And good breeding?   (Mama)   Now no-one even says oops   When they're passing their gas   (Both)   Whatever happened to class?    Class.   Oh, There ain't no gentelmen that's fit for any use,    And any girl will touch your privates for a deuce   And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sass   Nobody's got no class!   (Velma)   All you read about today is rape and theft   (Mama)   Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?   (Both)   Nobody's got no class!      (Mama)   Every guy is a snot   (Velma)   Every girl is a twat   (Mama)   Holy shit   (Velma)   Holy shit   (Mama)   What a shame   (Velma)   What a shame   (Both)   What became of class?