Butch The Gay Santa Claus, filled with Christmas cheer   Butch The Gay Santa Claus, his beard tickles your ear   All the children at the mall wait for their surprise   It's not just Rudolph's nose that's red when they sit on his thighs   Oh      He squeezes down your chimney, greased up with frankencense   With bulging gifts for little boys leave dangling ornaments   Butch The Gay Santa Claus, filled with Christmas cheer   If you're very good he might come more than once this year   More than once this year   More than once this year