As I was motivatin'   Back in town   I saw a Cadillac sign   Sayin' "No Money Down"   So I eased on my brakes   And I pulled in the drive   Gunned my motor twice   Then I walked inside   Dealer came to me   Said "Trade in you Ford   And I'll put you in a car   That'll eat up the road   Just tell me what you want   And then sign on that line   And I'll have it brought down to you   In a hour's time"      I'm gonna get me a car   And I'll be headed on down the road   Then I won't have to worry   About that broken - down, raggedy Ford      "Well Mister I want a yellow convertible   Four - door de Ville   With a Continental spare   And a wide chrome wheel   I want power steering   And power brakes   I want a powerful motor   With a jet off - take   I want air condition   I want automatic heat   And I want a full Murphy bed   In my back seat   I want short - wave radio   I want TV and a phone   You know I gotta talk to my baby   When I'm ridin' alone"      Yes I'm gonna get that car   And I'm gonna head on down the road   Yeah, then I won't have to worry   About that broken - down, raggedy Ford      "I want four carburetors   And two straight exhausts   I'm burnin' aviation fuel   No matter what the cost   I want railroad air horns   And a military spark   And I want a five - year guarantee   On everything I got   I want ten - dollar deductible   I want twenty dollar notes   I want thirty thousand liability"   That's all she wrote      I got me a car   And I'm headed on down the road   No money down   I don't have to worry   About that broken - down, raggedy Ford