June   Wake up June   The tree's on fire June   Ohhh noooo      Love is a Christmas tree   But don't think any old tree is safe   Some have a long expire   Turn your house into a funeral pyre      And I watered that tree   Till the branches rose up higher   And it drank drank drank   But it kept on getting drier   Now it burns burns burns   This tree's on fire   This tree's on fire      June call 9-1-1   June   Ohhh      The heat from the smokin' pine   Melted my copy of Walk The Line   And I tried to save A Boy Named Sue   Dang it cooked him too      The cat walked in    Set my Christmas tree on fire   He climbed climbed climbed   Hit some bulbs   And stripped the wires   :(Meows)   :That's when I learned learned learned   This tree's on fire   This tree's on fire      Damn cats      I go into my Christmas tree of fire   And I huffed and huffed and spit   But the flames would not expire   Boy it burns burns burns   This tree's on fire   This tree's on fire      Blow June blow   Oh keep blowing June