I saw Mrs. Parker at the store today,   she was buyin' some food   I walked up to her and I said "Hey!"   "When's the baby due?"      She said "Baby?"   "I'm not having a baby,"   "what you talkin' about?"   I said "Sorry... Mrs. Parker"   I put my foot in my mouth      (chorus)   I got my foot in my mouth,   guess I should watch what I say,   I got my foot in my mouth,   it's prob'ly better that way      I took my brother to the mall last Christmas,   to see Santa and his sleigh,   I said "Aren't you glad that you're old enough,"   "to know that Santa is fake?"      He said "Fake? Santa's not fake!"   "What you talkin about?"   I said "No, I didn't tell ya Santa was fake!"   "I said...Santa's great..."   I put my foot in my mouth      (chorus)      "here's the last verse"      I was braggin' to a friend of mine   how I ran over this cat,   I said "His name was fluffy, cause I read the tag..."   "right after I squashed him flat"      She said "Fluffy? My cat's name is Fluffy! He was my best friend."   I said "No, I didn't say his name was Fluffy!"    "I said his name was... Twinkles"   here I go again...      (chorus x2)