I'm goin' tell you about my buddy   But I'm not goin' reveal his name   'Cause it's his life to live and he's livin' it   Claim it to fame or a game of shame      To each his own let nim live it   But there are those who may not agree   But I goin' tell you about my buddy   Ev'ry thing like he told it to me      A woman's the most peculiar creature   And so few has missed his hand   And out of all the ones that he's been with   You know, not one wouldn't take him again      Before you really know a sensuous woman   You have to be with her when she's alone   She could say no and then want you to leave her   And call you right back home after you're gone      You never can tell until after you've tried her   And then you might still be way off the track   Because it's the red and the white and the yellow   Has exactly what's packed in the black      One was a co-ed from Pennsylvania   One from Toronto who dug him the most   One was a rich widow in Houston   And one was a freak from the western coast      One was a teacher out of Chicago   And one had plans to become a nun   And one was the last one I thought he'd cling to   But she was tahe one who gave him a son      So people, I'll tell you 'bout my buddy   And like I say, I just can't reveal his name   It's his life and he's gonna live it   Claim it to fame or game or shame      Claim it fame or game or shame   Just a game or fame or shame   Fame or game or shame   Fame or game or shame   Fame or game or shame   Claim it fame or game or shame