Well you've all heard the story   About Rudolph and his nose   Well I'll tell you a Christmas tell   That never has been told   Well you may think you've heard it all   But you ain't heard nothin' yet   About that crazy Christmas   That the North Pole can't forget      Rudolph was under the weather   And had to call in sick   So he got on the horn   To his cousin Leroy   Who lived out in the sticks   He said Santa's really counting on me   And I hate to pass the buck   Leroy said Hey I'm on my way   And he jumped in his pick-up truck   When Leroy got to the North Pole   All the reindeer stiggered and laughed   They never seen a deer in overalls   And a John Deer tracktor hat   Well Santa stepped in   And said just calm down   Cuz we all got a job to do   Like it or not Leroy's in charge   And he's gonna be leading you   And it was      Leroy The Redneck Reindeer   Hooked to the front of the sleigh   Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys   And girls along the way   He's just a down home party animal   Two Steppin all across the sky   He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell   And made history that night      Before that night was over   Leroy had changed there tune   He had them scootin a holf   On every single roof   By the light of a neon moon   Santa wrapped his bad with the dixie flag   He as having the time of his life   You could here him call   Merry Chistmas Yall   And all of yall a goodnight   And it was      Leroy The Redneck Reindeer   Hooked to the front of the sleigh   Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys   And girls along the way   He's just a down home party animal   Two Steppin all across the sky   He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell   And made history that night      He makes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell   And made history that night