Don’t put a bridle on a bull   He’ll never do what you want him to   Don’t put a bridle on a bull   He’ll just take you for a fool   And if you take him by his horns   That bull will run right over you      That ol’ mule don’t wanna plow   Talk to him with a two-by-four   And if he still don’t wanna plow   Talk to him just a little bit more   And if he just don’t wanna listen   Haul him off to the dog food store      Don’t put a bridle on a bull   He’ll never do what you want him to   Put a bridle on a bull   Ain’t no tellin’ what the bull will do   And if you take him by his horns   He’s gonna try to run you through      Got a high toned woman   Keep your one eye on the door   Got a high toned woman   Make you wonder what your suitcase is for   She gonna worry about where you goin’   Then she don’t need the house no more      Put a bridle on a bull   He’ll never do what you want him to   Don’t put a bridle on a bull   He’ll just take you for a fool   Put a ring in his nose   That bull’ll follow you      Put a ring in his nose   And that big bad bull will follow you