Music: nik kershaw, lyrics: nik kershaw      Call me, call me by my name or call me by my number   You put me through it   I'll still be doing it the way I do it and yet, you try to make me forget, who I really am   Don't tell me I'm no best   I'm not the same as all the rest      Chorus:   I am the one and only nobody I'd rather be   I am the one and only, you can't take that away from me      I've been a player in the crowd scene   A flicker on the big screen   My soul embraces one more in a million faces   High hopes and aspirations, and years above my station   Maybe but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride      Chorus      I can't wear this uniform without some compromises   Because you'll find out that we come   In different shapes and sizes   No one can be myself like I can   For this job I'm the best man   And while this may be true, you are the one and only you      Chorus (twice)