Be hold the way our fine feathered friend      His virtue doth parade      Thou knowest not my dim witted friend      The picture thou hast made      Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair      Conceal thy good intent      Thou noble upright, truthful, sincere      And slightly dopey gent            You're my funny valentine      Sweet comic valentine      You make me smile with my heart      Your looks are laughable      Unphotographable      Yet you're my favorite work of art      Is your figure less than greek      Is your mouth a little weak      When you open it to speak      Are you smart?       But don't change a hair for me      Not if you care for me      Stay little valentine stay      Each day is valentine's day!