Intro:      One on one, One on one   Tell him, tell him girl… One on one   Yeah it’s one of those   Hello! what were you thinking?   Yeah! I’m glad I woke up from that nightmare      Verse One      ‘When you (are) were mine’ you said   You’ll buy me a plane    We’ll fly away, become   Just like the ‘Bold and the Beautiful.’      You said – let me remind you – I’m your ‘E V E’   The girl of your dreams   Cause I’m ‘Absolutely fabulous…’   Like ‘the Young and the Restless   But now you left me on ‘7de Laan’   I’m feeling like I lost my ‘Fame & Passion(s)’      Chorus:      Boy you had me thinking you’re so perfect   Oh, it’s amazing I believed that   Oh, I can’t believe that I was so in love with you   You had me thinking you’re so perfect   Oh, it’s amazing I believed that   Oh, I can’t believe that I was so in love with you      Verse Two      Oh, now I’m ‘Backstage’   And I’m feeling so ‘Lost’ and tearful   Like the… like the ‘Gardener’s daughter’   I’m always crying cause you got me thinking   You’re so special; like Dr. Phil thank God you’re not    Oh no, now my heart’s really hurting    Maybe I should go and sit – sit on the couch    with Oprah, Yeah, sit couch with Oprah      Chorus:      Verse Three      I’m with my three ‘three sisters’   Talking just like ‘Girlfriends’   About ‘the Days of our lives’    And how with you my finger never saw ‘Egoli’   Fighting for you means no ‘Second Chance’   at happiness… Boy I might just end up    On ‘Studio 263’ or like an ‘Open File’   on ‘CSI.’ I think that I should go and sit –   sit on a couch with Oprah      Chorus:      Rap:      I gotta stop this mingle    I’m better off single,    I’m a sexy hen,    I can find a man   Even though I’m into books   I got the looks,    These boobs ain’t just art   Oh – yeah, it’s where I keep my heart    Yoh I gotta find the footprints of ‘Ugly Betty’   Reach for my dreams, in a big ‘Big City’   Maybe ‘Beverly Hills 90210’ with lovely ‘Neighbours’   Maybe I’ll be famous   Like our own Meryl on ‘Big Brother Africa (BBA)’   And find my own Kweku    there’s always another (oh, always another)      Written by: Christi Warner (2008) © Afrochica Entertainment