Comb your hair, paint and powder   You act proud, and I'll act prouder   You sing loud, and I'll sing louder   Tonight were settin' the woods on fire      You're my gal and I'm your feller   Put on your new dress of yeller   I'll look swell but you'll look sweller   Settin' the woods on fire      We'll take in all the honky-tonks   Tonight we're havin' fun   Show the folks a brand new dance   That never has been done      Well I don't care who thinks we're silly   You be daffy I'll be dilly   Well order up two bowls of chili   Settin' the woods on fire      I'll gas up my hotrod stroker   We'll get hotter than a poker   You'll be broke but I'll be broker   Tonight were settin' the woods on fire      We'll sit close to one another   Up one street and down the other   We'll have us a time, oh brother   Settin' the woods on fire      Put a little time to fix a flat or two   Tires of two are doin' fine   But the air is showing through      You clap hands and I'll start countin'   We'll do all the laws allowin'   Tomorrow I'll be right back plowin'   Settin' the woods on fire   Settin' the woods on fire