Moanin' and a heavin' on a hot sticky can   I'm cravin' chocolate Exlax and my G.E. fan   I'm taggin' on the wall how I got in this jam   And said, "M.S.G. money Margaritas and my man"   Storin' up my supper coffee and my snacks   The shits pilin' up kinda feels like a cramp   Instant relief is what I need to ease   The mega colon that's inside of me      Nightmares of my dinner at the China doll   Thinkin' 'bout my wardrobe gonna get at the mall   TV guide cosmo I'm runnin' out of mags   And I just smoked a pack of my cool fags   Finger in my hole gettin' into the dig   There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig   My man calls me cherry, think's I'm uptight   But I'm gonna blow him off 'cuz I'm dynamite      I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D.   And my lady Y-Vonne standin' next to me   She said, "Holy shit," I said, "Yes, that is it"   Now our mega colon is a big big hit   Mega colon      Thinkin' 'bout my man it really makes me sick   The shit got soft steamy slick   It came out in a blast that was really foul   Forget the white clouds I need the bounty towel   I need a new life, I got to reform   I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm   I got to be strong, got to be brave   Don't wanna bear the title this toilet slave      I'm Sandra H not Sandra D   With my lady Y-Vonne standin' next to me   We are fly white girls movin' in New York City   Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty      We were hangin' out in bars lookin' for a groom   When we met each other in the ladies room   She said, "Holy shit," I said, "Yes that is it"   Now mega colon is a big big hit   Mega colon      Fly white girls movin' in New York City   Fly white girls movin' in New York City   Fly white girls movin' in New York City   Fly white girls movin' in New York City   Fly white girls movin' in New York City