I think I'm sophisticated   'Cause I'm living my life like a good homosapien   But all around me, everybody's multiplying   And they're walking round like flies man      So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages   In the zoo man   Because compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees   I am an Apeman      I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized   'Cause I'm a strict vegetarian   But with the over-population and inflation and starvation   And the crazy politicians      I don't feel safe in this world no more   I don't want to die in a nuclear war   I want to sail away to a distant shore   And make like an Apeman      I'm an Apeman, I'm an Ape Apeman   No, I'm an Apeman   Well, I'm a King Kong man, I'm a Voo-Doo man   No, I'm an Apeman      'Cause compared to the sun that sits in the sky   Compared to the clouds as they roll by   Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies   I am an Apeman      I'm an Apeman, I'm an Ape Apeman   No, I'm an Apeman   Well, I'm a King Kong man, I'm a Voo-Doo man   No, I'm an Apeman      I don't feel safe in this world no more   I don't want to die in a nuclear war   I want to sail away to a distant shore   And make like an Apeman