I said yes but she kept sayin' no   Yeah the scent was in the air   Was it a rose   I said excuse me ma'am   But you tweekin' my nose   She slapped him in the face   With a terrible blow...      Ohh what a sourpuss...      Mug all twisted (like a licorice chew)   Make a puss like that (it's gonna stay on you)   Gasoline stang (if you know what I mean)      Ohh what a sourpuss...   Nothin' but a sourpuss      Sour (p-u-s-s) sour (p-u-s-s)...      I step to the rear guess what did I see   A big pumpin bump (just a lookin' at he)   Bootie licious nutritious for the (doodle e dee)   I tapped her on the shoulder (and what did you see)      Nothin' but a sourpuss...   Squirt juicy bootie (but the muga was pushed)   I got a knife full of butta (to spread the butush)   Would you like to hit that (oh how I woosh)   It made my face turn green (from her fuming bush)      Ohh what a sourpuss...   Nothin' but a sourpuss      Sour (p-u-s-s) sour (p-u-s-s)...      Do you know of the many mangling ways there are to twist your puss   It sho get sour sometime down there by the mission   Let me get a piece of sum a dat chicken, hell yeah...      You've got that clench jaw scrunched snawz look   You've got the frown wrinkled flex lip look   You got the ring around the collar pulsin' all red   You got the prune face mental case punch munch mug   Looks like you got a frown like a crazy clown wit mud fallin' down   You got mustard nostrils and barnacles all up under your chin   You got da sloppy skin decomposing grin      Yo head is flat wit stringy napps and happy nap sack   You got the looky loo mouth piarea crew   You got the don't hurt me please limburger cheese look   When you took a photo shot the lens broke cause ya ugly folk   Looks like your nose got caught up and twisted in a bicycle spoke   Yo face can pass for a orangutan's ass   Yo pussy smell so bad I had to move back to baghdad   You got the marion berry rockhead look   You got the al green hot grits look   You grill is made of steel and can't be real   You got that spiderman brace face been   Hit in the face by the frankenstein bass      Yo mug is covered with chili lookin' silly   Workin' at 7-11 thinkin' everything is heaven      Ohh what a sourpuss...   Nothin' but a sourpuss...