Well I was wandering along by the banks of the river   When seven fat cows came on out of the Nile, uh-huh   And right behind these fine healthy animals came   Seven other cows that were skinny and vile, uh-huh    Well the thin cows ate the fat cows which I   Thought would do them good, uh-huh   But it didn't make them fatter like such   A monster supper should       Well the thin cows were as thin   As they had ever, ever, ever, ever been   Well this dream has got me baffled   Hey, Joseph, won't you tell me what it means?       Well you know that kings ain't stupid   But I don't have a clue   So don't be cruel Joseph   Help me I beg of you       Well I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town   When I saw seven beautiful ears of corn, uh-huh   They were ripe, they were golden and   You've guessed it,   Right behind them came seven other ears   Tattered and torn, uh-huh       Well the bad corn ate the good corn   They came up from behind yes they did   Now Joseph here's the punch line   It's really gonna blow your mind       Well the bad corn was   As bad as it had ever, ever, ever been   Well this dream has got me all shook up   Treat me nice and tell me what it means       Hey, hey, hey Joseph   Won't you tell poor old Pharaoh   What does this crazy dream mean?   Oh yeah