(Note: this segment is spoken. The five of them describe eachother.)Jon: One of us was a U.S. Army MP.Jimmy: One of us came out of the closet at thirty-seven.Cliff: One of us went to his high school prom, but with his boyfriend.Aurelio: One of us was a high school cross-country champion.Michael: And one of us WAS a high school cross-dresser, and it WASN'T ME.Jon: One of us coached high school wrestling.Jimmy: As teenagers, two of us attempted suicide.Cliff: All except one of us are single, and available!Michael: And bitter... and desperate!Jon: I only date pro-feminist men, so it kinda, you know, narrows it down.Michael: That's why you're so lonely!Jon: I know!Jimmy: One of us believes that size matters.Jon: And four of them are LYING.Aurelio: One of us ran away from home at the age of fourteen.Cliff: Two of us have been repeatedly arrested for civil disobedience.Aurelio: One of us had a former girlfriend who died of AIDS as the result of a blood transfusion.Michael: One of us is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse.Jon: One of us was fag-bashed with a two-by-four.Jimmy: One of us has been living with AIDS for ten years.Michael: And he's TIRED of it!