I'll wait for you till I turn blue   There's nothin' more a man can do   Don't get your bollocks in a twist   Settle down, don't take a fit      Ya drank with demons straight form Hell   They almost nearly won as well   Ya wiped the floor with victory   Then puked until you fell asleep      Blackened was the banshee's wail   These boot will never fill her jail   So you crawled into an empty boat   For the Gulf of Mexico      Till Cortez came an' when so did you   From the ashes charred and blue   Smellin' like a salty dog   Back from Hell where you belong      Anarchy, the scourge of every sea   The Antichrist aboard a rig   With us your cutthroat thieves      The ship went down we all near drowned   Ya stood there on the deck   Till the Spanish came and flogged yer arse   And dragged you from the wreck      They threw a rope around yer neck   To watch you dance the jig of death   Then left ya for the starvin' crows   Hoverin' like hungry whores      One flew down plucked out your eye   The other he had in his sights   Ya snarled at him, said leave me be   I need the bugger so I can see