We made the scene   At the real El Rey   Or so they say   So many claimed to be king      I?m going back to Manchester, England   I?m gonna learn me to sing   But I?ll beware out there on the English moor   Where so many claim to be king, I?m gonna be the king      I?m going down there to Globe-Miami   I?m going up on the heaps, the heaps of slag   'Cause a bottle of cold Bohemia   That?s the best water I ever had      I?m going back to Manchester, England   I?m gonna learn me to sing   But I?ll beware out there on the English moor   Where so many claim to be king, I?m gonna be the king      I?m going down there to Globe-Miami   I?m going up on the heaps of slag   'Cause a bottle of cold Bohemia   That?s the best water I ever had