I'm losing status at the high school   I used to think that it was my school   WAH WAH WAH WAH      I was the king of every school activity   But that's no more...   Oh mama, what will come of me?      The other night we painted posters   We played some records by the coasters   WAH WAH WAH WAH   A bunch of pom-pom girls   Looked down their nose at me   They had painted tons of posters, I had painted three   I hear the secret whispers Everywhere I go   My school spirit is at an All time low      I'm losing status at the high school   I used to think that it was my school   WAH WAH WAH WAH      Everyone in town knows I'm a handsome football star   I sing and dance and spray my hair And drive a Shiny car   I'm friendly and I'm charming I belong to *De Molay*   I'm gonna try like mad to Get my status back today   Status back, Baby, Status back, Baby   Status back, Baby, Status back, Baby