Three hundred years ago   I thought I might get some sleep   I stretched myself out onna antique bed   An' my spirit did a midnite creep       You know I'll never sleep no more       It seem to me that it just ain't wise       Didja ever wake up in the mornin'   With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes       Just about as evil as you could be       I am the ZOMBY WOOF   I'm that creature all the ladies been   Talkin' about       I am the ZOMBY WOOF   They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out       Tellin' you all the Zomby troof   Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF       Tellin' you all the Zomby troof   Here I'm is . . .          Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF   Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF       They said aw-reety   An' they was aw-righty   An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady . . .       I got a great big pointed fang   Which is my Zomby Toof   My right foot's bigger than my other one is   Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof   If I raid your dormitorium   Don't try to remain aloof . . .       I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid   An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the   ZOMBY WOOF       I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!       Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof   Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF       Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof   Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF