Baby Snakes   Late at night is when they come out   Baby Snakes   Sure you know what I'm talkin' about   Pink 'n' wet   They make the best kinda pet   Baby   Baby   Snakes      Looked around   An' there's a couple right near me   Baby Snakes   Maybe I think they can probably hear me   Pink 'n' wet   I'll take all I can get   Baby   Baby   Sna-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-kes, Yeah      They live in a ho-ho-hole   (Tiny hole)   That is usually empty   (usually empty, tiny too)   They live by a code   (Dit dit dit dit)   That is usually SMPTE   Which stands for   *Society of Motion Picture & Television Engineers*   Maybe I think   That is what keeps them in sync   They're wet 'n' they're pink   I think I'll give 'em a, give 'em a,   Give 'em a drink      Baby Sna-a-a-a-a-akesss