Frank zappa (vocals, piano, bass, drums)      Charva, I loved you   I loved you through and through   I loved you since in grammar school   When we were sniffing glue   I loved you purty baby doll   And I don't know what in the world   To do about it   Boppa-bah-boppa-choo-wah      Charva, my darling   The only love I had   I hope you will forgive me dear   For punching out your dad   I loved you, I loved you   And I don't know what in the world   I'm gonna do about it   Ooohh-oh-oooh      Lahm-buh-buhm-buhm   I remember, remember the junior prom   And I remember the time I broke your father's arm   And I remember, remember all the love we shared   Every place and everywhere      Oh charva, charva   I love you more and more   I swear it ain't because your father owns a liquor store   Charva, my baby   I love you and I don't know what to do about it   Oh-oh charva   Ooooohh   Oh-oh charva   Ooooohh   Come back my little darling charva   I love you so much honey   Come back to me charva   Please charva, please come back to me   I miss you so much