If I die before I wake   At least in heaven I can skate   Cause right now on earth I can't do jack   Without the man up on my back      Now heaven would be a DJ   Spinning dub all night long   And heaven would be just kicking back   With Jesus packing my (bong)   And if you don't believe in Jesus    Then Muhammad or Buddah too   And while the world is warring   We just sit back and laugh at you    Singing      If I die before I wake   At least in heaven I can skate   Cause right now on earth I can't do jack   Without the man up on my back      Now most people think of heaven   They see those pearly gates   But I looked a little closer   And there's a sign says "do not skate"   So if you wanna come to my heaven   Well we're all gonna have a ball   And everyone you know is welcome   Cause we got no gates or walls    Singing      If I die before I wake   At least in heaven I can skate   Cause right now on earth I can't do shit   Without the man fucking with it      Then I got to the gate   Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate   I'm sorry friend you can't come in   You got a list here that doesn't end   You're mad cause I smoke dope   You teaching any classes in how to cope   I'll find a place to rest my head   I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead   Like Christian Hosoi way back in 87   We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to heaven   You think I really care that I miss my biology   Got my education in stale fishology   With all your rules you got to chill   I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill   Gonna twist out cause I got the skills   Gonna twist out cause I got the skills      Got the skills   Got the skills    Got the skills      H-h-heaven is a halfpipe      If I die before I wake   At least in heaven I can skate   Cause right now on earth I can't do jack   Without the man up on my back      (Heaven is a halfpipe)   If I die before I wake   At least in heaven I can skate   (Heaven is a halfpipe)   Cause right now on earth I can't do shit   Without the man fucking with it      If I die before I wake   (If I die before I wake)   At least in heaven I can skate   (Heaven is a halfpipe)   Cause right now on earth I can't do shit   Without the man fucking with it      If I die before I wake   At least in heaven I can skate   Cause right now on earth I can't do shit   Without the man fucking with it