Frank zappa (lead guitar)   Ray white (guitar, vocals)   Steve vai (guitar)   Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)   Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)   Ed mann (percussion)   Scott thunes (bass)   Chad wackerman (drums)      His name is stevie vai   And he's a crazy guy   Last november, I recall,   He needed a spanking      He decided then   A female specimen   Would be excitin' for a night   To give him a spanking      Laurel was her name   She came to notre dame   He told me just the other day   He oughta be thanking   Her for the spanking      She was large and soft   And she beat him off   Made him drool upon his dork   And gave him a wanking   After the spanking      Hair brush!   Oh! what a hair brush!   (it's not that he requires grooming!   Guys with light blue hair never do!)      Then she did explain:   There's another game   That we can play with this device,   And then a banana!      It was slightly green   Vapors in between   Rising up to fill the room   And cook the banana      She said it was dry   Stevie won't you try   To drool a little drool on it   And grease the banana      Later in the dawn   Laurel carried on   She got right up and dressed herself and   Ate the banana