Jim gordon (drums)   John guerin (drums)   Aynsley dunbar (drums)   Ralph humphrey (drums)   Jack bruce (bass)   Erroneous (bass)   Tom fowler (bass)   Frank zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar)   George duke (keyboards, background vocals)   Don "sugar cane" harris (violin)   Jean-luc ponty (violin)   Ruth underwood (percussion)   Ian underwood (saxophone)   Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, background vocals)   Sal marquez (trumpet)   Bruce fowler (trombone)   Ray collins (background vocals)   Kerry mcnabb (background vocals)   Susie glower (background vocals)   Debbie (background vocals)   Lynn (background vocals)   Ruben ladron de guevara (background vocals)   Robert camarena (background vocals)      (get up on your feet and do the funky alfonzo)      Father vyvian o'blivion   Resplendent in his frock   Was whipping up the batter   For the pancakes of his flock   He was looking rather bleary   He forgot to watch the clock      But the night before   Behind the door   A leprechaun had stroked it      But the night before   Behind the door   A leprechaun had slowly storked it   He slowly stroked it      But the night before   Behind the door   A leprechaun had stroked his spot   He stroked his spot      It set him off in such a frenzy   He sang "lock around the crock!"      And he topped it off with a ...   And he topped it off with a ...   And he topped it off with a ...      Oo ooo ooo   Oo ooo ooo   Oo ooo ooo      As he stumbled on his ...   He was delighted as it stiffened   And ripped right through his sock      "oh st. alfonzo would be proud of me"   He shouted down the block      Domine vobiscum   Et cum spiritu tuo   Don't you eat my sleazy pancakes   Just for saintly alphonzo      They're so light and fluffy white   We'll raise a fortune by tonight   They're so light and fluffy white   We'll raise a fortune by tonight   They're so light and fluffy brown   They're the finest in the town   They're so light and fluffy brown   They're the finest in the town      Good morning your highness   Oo oo ooo   Good gosh, you're sumptuous   Oo oo ooo      Good morning your highness   Oo oo ooo   Good gosh, you're sumptuous   Oo oo ooo