Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)   Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)   Eddie jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)   Patrick o'hearn (bass, vocals)   Terry bozzio (drums, vocals)   Ruth underwood (percussion, synthesizer)   Don pardo (vocals)   David samuels (vibes)   Randy brecker (trumpet)   Mike brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)   Lou marini (alto saxophone, flute)   Ronnie cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet)   Tom malone (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)   John bergamo (percussion over-dub)   Ed mann (percussion over-dub)   Louanne neil (osmotic harp over-dub)      There's a big dilemma   'bout my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah   There's a big dilemma   'bout my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah   She used to knock me out   Until her face broke out      There's a big dilemma   'bout my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah   There's a big dilemma   'bout my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah   She was my steady date   Until she put on weight      Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na   Boogedy boogedy      Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na-na-na   Na-na   Boogedy boogedy   There's a big dilemma   'bout my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah   There's a big dilemma   'bout my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah   She used to knock me out   Until her face broke out   She used to knock me out   Until her face broke out