Registered mail...special delivery   OH NO   You're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy   OH NO   I know you're in there, ya little sumbitch   OH NO   Goddam little communist...   *(weep, weep, weep)*      I don't wanna get drafted   I don't wanna go   I don't wanna get drafted   PHOOEY!      I don't wanna get drafted   I don't wanna go   I don't wanna get drafted   NO-OH-WOH-OH-WOH...      Roller skates 'n disco   It's a lot of fun   I'm too young 'n stupid   To operate a gun      *LaCelia Jackson! Come on down!*   I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED   *Nancy Butterworth! Come on down!*   *You're the next contestants on*   *SOOOOO WHAT!*   I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED   *And, but, also...*   I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED   *A new car!*   I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED   *But that's not all...*      My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted   She don't wanna go   My sister don't wanna get drafted   My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted   She don't wanna go   My sister don't wanna get drafted      Wars are really ugly   They're dirty and they're cold   I don't want nobody   To shoot me in the fox hole...fox hole      Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole   Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole   Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole   Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole      *"Leave my nose alone, please..."*