I might be movin' to Montana soon   Just to raise me up a crop of   Dental Floss      Raisin' it up   Waxen it down   In a little white box   I can sell uptown      By myself I wouldn't   Have no boss,   But I'd be raisin' my lonely   Dental Floss      Raisin' my lonely   Dental Floss      Well I just might grow me some bees   But I'd leave the sweet stuff   For somebody else...but then, on the other hand I'd      Keep the wax   N' melt it down   Pluck some Floss   N' swish it aroun'      I'd have me a crop   An' it'd be on top (that's why I'M movin' to Montana)      Movin' to Montana soon   Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)   Movin' to Montana soon   Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune      I'm pluckin' the ol'   Dennil Floss   That's growin' on the prairie   Pluckin' the floss!   I plucked all day an' all nite an' all   Afternoon...      I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss   (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)   He's a good hoss   Even though   He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or   Blanket on anyway   He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or   Blanket on anyway   Any way      I'm pluckin' the ol'   Dennil Floss   Even if you think it is a little silly, folks   I don't care if you think it's silly, folks   I don't care if you think it's silly, folks      I'm gonna find me a horse   Just about this big   An' ride him all along the border line      With a   Pair of heavy-duty   Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand   Every other wrangler would say   I was mighty grand      By myself I wouldn't   Have no boss   But I'd be raisin' my lonely   Dental Floss      Raisin' my lonely   Dental Floss   Raisin' my lonely   Dental Floss      Well I might   Ride along the border   With my tweezers gleamin'   In the moon-lighty night      And then I'd   Get a cuppa cawfee   N' give my foot a push...   Just me 'n the pymgy pony   Over the Dennil Floss Bush      N' then I might just   Jumb back on   An' ride   Like a cowboy   Into the dawn to Montana      Movin' to Montana soon   (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)   Movin' to Montana soon