Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)   Ike willis (guitar, rhythm guitar, vocals)   Ray white (guitar, vocals)   Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)   Alan zavod (keyboards)   Scott thunes (bass)   Chad wackerman (drums)   Steve vai (guitar)   Tommy mars (keyboards)   Ed mann (percussion)      There's a ship arriving too late   To save a drowning witch   She was swimmin' along   Tryin' to keep a date   With a merchant marine   Who told her he was really rich   But it doesn't matter no more...   She's on the ocean floor   'n the water's all green down there   'n it's not very clean down there   'n water snakes   'n rusty wrecks   Is all that she can see   As the light goes dim   And she's tryin' to swim   Will she make it?    (boy, we sure hope so...)      Not even a witch oughta be caught   On the bottom of america's spew-infested   Ho-ho-ho, hey-hey...   She could get radiation all over her   She could mutate insanely... (aie-ee-aie)   She could mutate insanely... (earth wall)   Then you know   She could go on the freeway and grow up to be 15 feet tall   And very very scary-lookin'   And then...   Cars could crash all over the place   As a result of people with hawaiian shirts on...   Lookin' up to hear her go "ha ha ha..."   Sardines in her eyebrows...   Lobsters up 'n down her pudenda   All of them horribly large from graduation...   And smelling very bad   And dangerous!      Maybe a submarine could save her,   That's right! yes, that's true!   And bring her back just like a mud-shark...   Tell 'em what they win, bob!   Well, therefore ladies:   A full week's supply of gartenion's onion rings,   Bronco's new bondage-in-a-bottle!   It won't crack, it won't stake, it won't beat, it won't budge,   It won't bite the old fate...   And of course a brand new, absolutely brand new,   New, new, and of course, but also a new car!