They got lies so big   They don't make a noise   They tell 'em so well   Like a secret disease   That makes you go numb      With a big ol' lie   And a flag and a pie   And a mom and a bible   Most folks are just liable   To buy any line   Any place, any time      When the lie's so big   As in robertson's case,   (that sinister face   Behind all the jesus hurrah)      Could result in the end   To a worrisome trend   In which every american   Not 'born again'   Could be punished in cruel and unusual ways   By this treacherous cretin   Who tells everyone   That he's jesus' best friend      When the lie's so big   And the fog gets so thick   And the facts disappear   The republican trick   Can be played out again   People, please tell me when   We'll be rid of these men!      Just who do they really   Suppose that they are?    And how did they manage to travel as far   As they seem to have come?    Were we really that dumb?       People, wake up   Figure it out   Religious fanatics   Around and about   The court house, the state house,   The congress, the white house      Criminal saints   With a 'heavenly mission' --   A nation enraptured   By pure superstition      When the lie's so big   And the fog gets so thick   And the facts disappear   The republican trick   Can be played out again   People, please tell me when   We'll be rid of these men!