Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)   Ian Underwood (electric piano)   George Duke (trombone)   Jeff Simmons (bass)   Aynsley Dunbar (drums)   The Phlorescent Leech and Eddie (vocals)      Remember Freddie and Joe   The night she went to the show.   a monster movie.       Clutchin at your hand.   wait ten seconds   Clutchin at your arm.   wait ten seconds   Clutchin at your elbow.   wait ten seconds   Where did your brassiere go?       The monster came out   Everybody shout.   People all around you   Screaming at the monster   The monster from the USO.       Who is this dude with his hair straight back   His new white socks, And his pants all black, His tee shirt rolled,   His watch is gold,   A '55 Chevy that his brother just sold.       With his arm around your waist   And his hand is in your pants   And he asks you for a date   To the servicemans dance.       Suppose you don't wanna.   What can you do?   With a joker like that   Got his hands on you?   Oh baby   T-t-t-tell me, baby       Would you go all the way,   for the USO?   Would you go all the way,   for the USA?   Would you go all the way,   for the USO?         Lift up your dress if the answer is no!       Would you go all the way,   for the USA?   Would you go all the way,   for the USA?   Would you go all the way,   for the USA?   Would you go all the way?   Would you go all the way?   Would you go all the way,   for the USA?   Would you go all the way,   for the USA?   Would you go all the way,   for the USA?         Would you go all the way?   Would you go all the way?   Would you go all the way?   Would you go all the way?