Statistics prove, prove that you have one birthday   One birthday, every year   But there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays   That is why, we're gathered here to cheer      A very merry unbirthday to you, to you   A very merry unbirthday to you, to you      It's great to drink to someone   And I guess that you will do   A very merry unbirthday to you      A very merry unbirthday to us, to us   A very merry unbirthday to us      If there are no objections   Let it be unanimous   A very merry unbirthday to us      A very merry unbirthday to me   (To who?)   A very merry unbirthday to me   (To you)      Let's all congratulate me with a present   I agree   A very merry unbirthday to me      A very merry unbirthday to all, to all   A very merry unbirthday to all, to all      Let's have a celebration   Hire a band   And rent a hall      A very merry unbirthday   A very merry unbirthday   A very merry unbirthday to all