Got the news from Colorado   About a couple of kids   Who went to school and tried to kill everyone   They said they did it just for kicks   I saw the president on the T.V.   He said we really gotta do somethin about this   He said we gotta end this culture of violence   And he went on to explain why we need to   Drop bombs on all the Serbian kids      Maybe it's too many burgers   Maybe it's too much beer   Maybe it's in the water   Maybe it's in the fear   Maybe it's too much pollution   Maybe we are just dumb   But it really seems to me that   Americans are stupid   We'll fall for anything and everything   The only thing worse than a stupid American   Is someone who actually gets it   And decides to do nothin'      Saw the news from Havannah   Of the economic embargo   It started 39 years ago   They said it would get rid of Fidel Castro   I saw Jesse Helms on the T.V.   He said it just needs more time   If we deny the people of Cuba food and medicine   Then everything will work out just fine      Maybe it's too many burgers   Maybe it's too much beer   Maybe it's in the water   Maybe it's in the fear   Maybe it's too much pollution   Maybe we are just dumb   But it really seems to me that   Americans are stupid   We'll fall for anything and everything   The only thing worse than a stupid American    Is someone who actually gets it   And decides to do nothin'      We believe   That if we have beliefs   Then we don't gotta do nothin'   We believe   That it we have beliefs   Somehow they will magically change everything   We believe   That if we have beliefs   Someday everyone will realize that they were wrong   We believe   That if we have beliefs   We don't gotta do nothin', nothin', nothin'