Excuse me can you help me straighten out my head?   I gotta new friend by the name of Mr. Z   (Well, what's wrong with that don't you like what you see?)   Hmm, if I had a choice, yo, I'd rather be me      See he's kinda not like a kinda average kinda guy   Kinda say what, make ya kinda say why   Did you see that, what he did to his cat?   It's all big and fat and now it wears caps      Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life   With a house on the corner for his kids and wife   Works all day, trying' to make ends meet   Just the same as everybody does, down his street      Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car   But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far   He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four   Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore      Yo, you gotta sit back, relax while I hit you with a tale   Of a guy who would try but he's always gonna fail   M I S T E R Z, he doesn't realize   That it wasn't really meant to be      Him up at the top, he never wanna stop   The fool, up in the pool doin' a big belly flop   Now even sunbathing, he could never get it right   'Cause he even tried to do it in the middle of the night      Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life   With a house on the corner for his kids and wife   Works all day, trying' to make ends meet   Just the same as everybody does, down his street      Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car   But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far   He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four   Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore      Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life   With a house on the corner for his kids and wife   Works all day, trying' to make ends meet   Just the same as everybody does, down his street      Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car   But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far   He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four   Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore      Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life   With a house on the corner for his kids and wife   Works all day, trying' to make ends meet   Just the same as everybody does, down his street      Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car   But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far   He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four   Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore