Straight from the ghetto streets of Harlem   came two brothers Willis and Arnold   black goldfish swims in the bowl   he's three feet high, four with the afro   stealing cookies from the cookie jar    droppin' water balloons on cars    I hope Mrs. Garret won't see    just play sick for Mohammed Ali    now the Gooch is coming   to steal milk money.       Arnold, and Willis, and Mr. Drumondd   and don't forget Kimberly   They just canceled Dukes of Hazard   Different Strokes is all I want to see.       Way up high in the penthouse apartment   making us laugh its Willis and Arnold   Mr. Drumondd's got the dough   they get to ride in a limo       Different Strokes, its almost time.    We just watch 'cause Kimberly's fine.   half hour long it never fills us,   when he says, "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?".   write the cable company   Different strokes all the time.       Mr. Drumondd a man of the means   Loves two black brothers they've only got the blue jeans.