It's all a waste of time again   She used to mow the lawn   She always wasted everyone   And she always turned me on      Now she's turned in the kind   That isn't so much in demand   And all us vegetables   Can waste our time on someone else      She had a cool invisible   Dog that she called Paul   And we'd always sit around her house   Watching her feed the dog      Now she's got a man   Who don't like dogs, who just likes cars   She's just got a job   'Cause times got hard, so Paul is gone      Now she's turned in the kind   That isn't so much in demand   All us vegetables   Can waste our time on someone else      It's all a waste of time again   It's all a waste of time again   It's all a waste of time again   It's all a waste of time again