I met her down at a Pineapple Parking lot   She said, "I love you more", I said, "I love you not"   And all the while I stood in line at the paint shop      She said, "I'll take you where you'll never go again   I'll be your only love, you'll be my only friend   And for your time I'll let you dine at my office"      Angels never come for free   If you know what I know, you know what I mean   You can love 'em now, you can love 'em later      Girlfriends never fall for fun   They can tie you up make you come undone   You can learn to fly, but you can't create her      She led me down though a forest of wooden chairs   As she ate my lunch I looked out for bears   And in a sense you could say she snared my attention      She said, "I am your perfect finality"   And as I got her off she got off her knees   And for my grind I got honorable mention      Say, everybody needs one   Everybody's bound   Everybody swings upon the Mary-go-around      Girlfriends never fall for fun   They can tear you up make you come undone   You come undone      So now I'm stuck in this Pineapple Parking lot   I had what I was now I'm what I got   And if I may, may I lend you some kind of direction      Say, if you go you may never come back again   She's my only love, she my only friend   And for that there is no kind of protection      'Cause everybody needs one   Everybody's bound   Everybody swings and meanwhile Mary goes around      Angels never come for free   If you know what I know, you know what I mean   First you hate to love and then you love to hate her      Girlfriends never fall alone   Now you know what I know, you know what I've known   I'll see you now and I'll see you later      Yeah, I'll see you later   I think I can save her   I wish I could date her