When you got that spider bite on your hand   I thought we would have to break up the band   To lose your arm would surely upset your brain   The poison then could reach your heart from a vein      I was glad that it didn't destroy you   How sad that would be   'Cause if it destroyed you   It would destroy me      When you had that accident in your car   That whole thing just really seemed too bizarre   Dodging holes and telephone poles through the dash   A million to one that you could survive such a crash      I was glad that it didn't destroy you   How sad that would be   'Cause if it destroyed you   It would destroy me      When you fell in love, it was so sweet   So devoted, completely swept off your feet   Love is the greatest thing a heart can know   But the hole that it leaves in its absence can make you feel so low      And I was glad that it didn't destroy you   How sad that would be   'Cause if it destroyed you   It would destroy me