That party, that party   Was the worst thing that has ever happened to me   Black eye, I'm bleeding   But I'm breathing by myself      Those girls, those guys   They all want me, they all want me dead   I should have never, should have never ever, no   Should have said the things I said to her      But I think she's on to me   She's starting to get on   Well, I think she's looking for me   (For me)   She's starting to fall      And I said, "Pleased to meet you, baby   How do you do, what you do?   And I'll forgive you, maybe   If you convince him not to do what he came to do"   (Black eye and bleeding but I'm fine)   What he came to do   (A sucker punch is all he had)      And I know now, I'm terribly sorry then   Is this your girlfriend clinging to my hand?   Oh no, what will become of me   In the backyard of that party?      I think I'm doing rather well on my own   And I know I don't need you   It's impossible to please you I got it covered with [Incomprehensible]   Try to relax and sleep and don't wake me up tonight      No, no, don't, don't   Don't wake me up, especially tonight   No, no, don't, don't   Don't wake me up tonight      And I said, "Pleased to meet you, baby   How do you do, what you do?   And I'll forgive you, maybe   If you convince him not to do what he came to do"   (Black eye and bleeding but I'm fine)   What he came to do   (A sucker punch is all he had in me)      We came alone and we left together   It shut him up to see I won her over   (We came alone and we left together   It shut him up to see I won her over)   We came alone and we left together      Pleased to meet you, baby   How do you do, what you do?   And I'll forgive you, maybe   (If you convince him not to do)      Pleased to meet you, baby   How do you do, what you do?   And I'll forgive you, maybe   If you convince him not to do what he came to do   (Black eye and bleeding but I'm fine)   What he came to do   (A sucker punch is all he had)